I have created what I believe is a better titled blog. The title will have a much better keyword to be used and the page layout is more what I really want. I will share some poetry on my next blog post. Keep me in mind!
Until I start sharing my poetry and other thoughts, I would start by sharing a few items I deem humorus.
Jesus and Moses went golfing one day and at the par 3 water hole, Moses shot first and used a 3-wood to drive over the water and onto the green. Jesus, on the other hand, reached for a 5-iron and went to tee up. Moses said, "I think you should use a 3-wood." Jesus replied, "I saw Arnold Palmer make this with a 5-iron." So Jesus teed up and hit the ball and it landed in the water. "Told you, you should have used a 3-wood!" said Moses. But I saw Arnold Palmer make this with a 5-iron." Jesus replied. So Jesus went out on the water and retrieved his golf ball and went and reteed. Again he used the 5-iron and it went right into the water. "Should have used a 3-wood." said Moses. "No," said Jesus, "I saw Arnold Palmer make this with a 5-iron!" So Jesus went out on the water to get his ball back.
The group behind them approached the Tee and saw Jesus start to walk on the water. "Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?" they asked Moses. Moses replied, "He IS Jesus Christ, but he thinks he's Arnold Palmer!"
As Red Skeleton always said at close; "God Bless!"
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